imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
imagine waking up to pete townshend hovering over your face
"hi do you have time to discuss lifehouse"
Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus
I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this